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im the biggest prick in the world, a certified brat..i love my friends, they mean more to me than anything else..i havnt had a hug in a long time..i can bitch about how hot the weather is while complimenting u in that pink cardigan..yes, i am that sarcastic..im a weirdo, maan said so..i run red lights every now and then..i tried hacking once but i can't even crack my own account..i hate chinese telenovelas and sunny days..im a frustrated photographer..i cant even find the timer button for all i care..i don't eat eggyolks, i puke when i see squash, i don't know but anything that falls into that OrangeySquishyGooey category makes my stomach hurl..im the only person i know who is totally fixated on ear picks, i even got hospitalized for ear infection because i was such a nut for otic hygiene..when i was 8, i cracked open a guy's skull for stealing my re-tractable pencil..in 2nd grade i brought my mom's automatic chiquita to school for show & tell, i wasn't even suspended..im a dork, pepoy said so..i can be seen smiling like an idiot one minute, then having a fit the next..i hate having my pictures taken..Jon Stewart is the smartest being on this planet, hands down..after kissing a boy in grade school, i came home crying thinking it would get pregnant..eighty percent of my life is well spent on procrastinating..i have an IQ of 159..as a kid, u can find me duking it out with the neighborhood bully..i havnt been to confession in 8 years..if i die right now, im pretty much sure i'll end up in hell..mi bonita, literally..i admit to being extremely annoying at times, this can be attested to fanny serrano's behavior when i sat next to him on a plane ride back home from hawaii when i was 12(he repeatedly asked the flight attendant to have him seated somewhere else)..i truly believe i can see ghosts..then again, shydee thinks im a schizo..im fucked up from watching too much tv, yay!






val every tuesday


like i really give a rat's ass about people dying of starvation in somalia.