| fil 14is the real motha |
[Jul. 10th, 2007|08:05 am] |
got 1 out of 30 questions at yesterday's fil14 pop quiz. putangina how the hell am i supposed to answer that e i can't even understand half of what my teacher is saying noh.
last question: ano ang ginamit na pamayong ni whatshisface sa kanyang nobyang si dikomaintindihan?
aileen: tshirt
andy: kumot
val: dahon ng saging
hahaha tanginang fil14 yan. |
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[Jun. 25th, 2007|08:13 pm] |
Your Score: Almost Perfect- INFP 40% Extraversion, 66% Intuition, 20% Thinking, 33% Judging
So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen.
Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.
Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.
Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.
You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.
Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else!
Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.
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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.
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The other personality types are as follows...
Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging
Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging
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| im back |
[Jun. 12th, 2007|09:44 pm] |
| [ | mood |
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yet another lame attempt to resurrect myself. |
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| tuesday morning blah |
[Jan. 24th, 2006|10:18 am] |
was already up by 4 am..funny but i already had 4 vs last night and i still woke up real early. decided to catch up on a little tv, watched brady bunch and gilligan's island reruns (yes fuckers, we have TVLand, bleh!) after which i ate a good breakfast of bacon and eggs and a big ass cantaloupe. read emails and uploaded a few pics on myspace and friendster(i so hate friendster now, ima delete my account one of these days). buzzed jeyps online. see my stupidity unfold:
haha. wtf. "clean, except for weed and vs" very smart val, very smart. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 24th, 2006|10:13 am] |
| Your Toes Should Be White | 
A little funky and a little fresh, you're constantly evolving your flirting style.
Your ideal guy: A witty brainiac with hottie potential
Stay away from: Overly dorky guys who become obsessed with you |
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| i bore thee |
[Jan. 17th, 2006|09:08 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  blah | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Everyday People - Arrested Development | ] |
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Val
2. Valerie
3. that's about it
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. height
2. my teeth
3. eyes
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my nose
2. ass
3. feet
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. girls with dark elbows and tote secosana bags
2. dead nails
3. the dark
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. money
2. music
3. watermelon flavored lip balm
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. checkered jammies
2. striped shirt
3. fluffy alligator slippers
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. The Beatles
2. Elvis Costello
3. Ray Charles
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Ligaya - Eraserheads
2. Till there was you - The Beatles
3. Allison - Elvis Costello
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. honesty
2. compromise
3. twister fries
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I love smores.
2. I'm not over you yet.
3. I know what oxymoron means.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. hazel eyes
2. strong hands
3. a tight ass
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. reading
2. writing
3. maiming
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. buy something. anything.
2. maim my ex.
3. tell him that im sorry and i want him back.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. med (ack)
2. law (ack)
3. print media
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Austria
2. Phuket
3. Palawan
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
Boys:
1. Gabrielle
2. Angelo
3. Miguel
Girls:
1. Sofia
2. Gabrielle
3. Samantha
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Bungee Jump
2. Eat balut
3. Wear Alexander McQueen on my wedding day.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I chug beer.
2. I cuss like a sailor.
3. I fart in front of my friends.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I love make up, bags and clutches.
2. I cry over sappy pasta commercials.
3. I shower 3 times a day.
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Joaquin Phoenix
2. Jerry O'Connell
3. Sib (does he count?)
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Maan - drink with u on saturday hun.
2. Shy
3. Jigs - more bunnies, yay! |
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| arrovo |
[Jan. 17th, 2006|09:01 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  hyper | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Murder She Wrote - Chakka Demus | ] |
i have the arrovo dipshits.
pao made the mistake of paying for his loan with this bill.
bahaha.
i <3 you pao.
i <3 you more than maxi oliveros.
ur my favorite queer.
and the pirate said arrrgh. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 16th, 2006|09:11 am] |
spent half the day blackening out circles on two separate sheets of paper. to help you visualize how i was feeling merely hours ago, please see attached representation:
exhibit a
i don't expect someone to run up to me in the middle of coffee and cigarettes in starbucks and ask me what the permutation of 28 is.
35 items in 10 minutes. and who gives a rat's ass about abstract reasoning anyway??
exhibit b
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[Jan. 14th, 2006|07:18 pm] |
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im going to bed early coz i have an exam tomorrow. not just an exam, but the mother of all entrance college exams. i can actually feel my heart thumping in my throat. il update you guys tomorrow afternoon. maybe post pictures too. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 4th, 2006|11:40 pm] |
there are laws governing the very core of the romantic relationships between humans. Simple rules that should be followed when you have a quote, unquote boy/girlfriend. maan calls this compromise, i scream ala-carmen in habeñera, "L'AMOUR!" with a finger up my nose and a bowl of cheese ice cream beside me, i figured out a few simple guidelines for my aspiring boyfriend to follow. protocol when getting into a relationship with the most time demanding, resource depleting person in the universe. ME.
1. you must understand that there are moments that i wont feel like talking to you, so don't bother. i will ignore you every way i can. so if i don't buzz you on ym first or if i don't text you for 3 days, don't freak out. that simply means i don't feel like talking to you. or to anyone for that matter.
2. i hate surprises. please do not try to cheer me up with surprise gifts and surprise visits. if there's one thing i hate most in the world, it's you showing up at my front door unexpectedly. that's also the main reason why i ask all my friends to tag me along if they're getting me something for my birthday.
3. im not a cheapskate so neither should you. if i said i want to eat out, mcdonald's and pancake house are definitely out of the picture. the least you could do is get me a corner table at friday's.
4. i need quality time with my friends. when i say quality time, that means i'll be piss drunk the entire time im with them and i wont be home until 2pm of the next day. don't even try to stop me when i want to go out. all hell will break loose and your head will most probably end up on a silver platter.
5. i expect you to bring an ear pick and some disinfecting alcohol in your car. don't even get me started.
6. i am known to ask stupid questions but that doesn't mean im stupid. mind you, i have an IQ of 159. i expect you to be well read and up to date with economics and politics and appreciate music from all genres. id love to hear you singing along to the B-52's and watch bloomberg every once in a while. you should have a strong stand on something. like the eternal coke and pepsi issue. i'm a cokehead and i don't care if you choose pepsi, but i assume you have a valid answer handy if i ask you that question.
7. you should get along with all of my friends.
shy - she tends to be insensitive about things and i expect you to put up with that. we hang out at her house most of the time so i guess it's imperative that you would have to take care of her niece kc while we drool over ming dao and sam wang.
maan - she will ask you to go with her on hiking trips and you will say yes. you will back out the very last minute because you have all of a sudden contracted shy's niece kc's colds. this will be your routine for the next 2 years.
kat - your eyes cannot wander off from her neck down. you will understand this next month when i introduce you to her.
jigs - she will buzz you on ym and i expect you to talk to her for the next 2 hours. be sure to ask her about "husbunny".
tina - she's annoying and i love her. i expect you to feel the same. love for friends is platonic.
8. i love my brothers and i usually spend more time with them than anyone else. don't get all antsy if i call off a date with you because hubert wants to watch harry potter. on hbo.
9. if i tell you im upset through text that just means im naglalambing. you'll know when im really discombobulated. i'll be at your front door wielding a shotgun and a noose to hang you with.
10. if ur my boyfriend that means im nuts about you. im not one of those people who misuse the word relationship. your eyes should not wander off when you're with me. that's my friend pepoy's job. the same way i expect you to be extremely faithful because you don't wanna end up with a car riddled by bullets. im not kiddin. |
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| re-re-resolution |
[Jan. 1st, 2006|06:17 pm] |
| Your New Year's Resolutions | 
1) Get a pet octopus
2) Eat more Cheetos
3) Travel to Argentina
4) Study witchcraft
5) Get in shape with street fighting |
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| death by bookworm |
[Dec. 31st, 2005|08:26 pm] |
it's already 1 in the afternoon and im still in my mickey mouse pj's. i havnt brushed my teeth, and my poor hair is already screaming "UNTANGLE ME FOR CHRISSAKE!!" my eyes are superglued on the pc monitor and my hands are frantically tapping away; Qu-I-E-T. no no wait! there's this blue tiled X! im getting all sweaty even if i cranked up the old Standard electric fan to it's highest setting of 2! it's legs wobbly from years of abusive use. T-A-X-E-S. yes, il most probably break my own record with this word. tap, tap, tap. T-A-fuck. X is 2 tiles away! if i can just zap that B out of there. okay, B-A-T. okay, lookin good. the X is just where i want it to be. T-A-X-E-S! i hit S to finalize the word. YES! 3050 points! but wait. what happened to the spectacled worm? why do i see snow everywhere? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! i completely forgot about the burning E tile! now i know how bill murray felt when he lost the academy award to sean penn in 2004.
MY ARSE. |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 29th, 2005|08:19 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  chipper | ] |
we have a family dinner tonight and my cousins are already plannin on gettin smashed because our tita from hell will be there and we want her to blow her cap because she's a big prude. bahahaha! and Kip just told me that she overheard tita Dell a.k.a. tita from hell giving my mom a long litany of crap. That I was a disappointment and shit coz I never became a doctor like my cuzn Loy or a lawyer like her favorite nephew Marco (who btw is more gay than the queer eye for the straight guys combined). That im obnoxious, and that prep school was of no use coz i will never be the catholic schoolgirl my lolo wanted me to be. That I wear eyeliner and have bitchy eyebrows and spend way too much money on booze and cigarettes. That I don't wear sundresses like her next door AAV socialite-wannabe neighbor's daughter who looks like Marcia Brady in church every fuckin day of the year. Little does she know that I saw little miss sunshine sucking face at Bizu. On broad daylight. With another girl. And all those "why can't she be more like her" frou frou. FUCK YOU. You will soon die alone in a pool of your own slobber. No one will realize that you're gone and Kip and Moki and I will dance like loons and do cartwheels. Now that's out of my system, I need to go get ready coz I'm gonna get good and drunk and pick my nose and sing like a spice girl at the dinner table. Sweeeeeeet. |
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| blech |
[Aug. 30th, 2005|08:37 am] |
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it's 830 in the morning, my parents are out jogging at canyon ranch..my 2 brothers are at school, and my other sib is busy making circles on his dingy pillow..'hmmmn, what to do, what to do..' |
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